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How I Accidentally Drank Tequila…

06.17.2009 by Girl on Fire // 3 Comments

tequillaOk…so people want to know how I accidentally drank Tequila.

I don’t get out all that much, so when I do it can get messy.  I try to cram as much fun into one night as I can.  When I do go out I am with my husband and when they play these nights can be very lonbeer-shiner-bockg.

We were at The Lone Star Country Club and they (HIT & RUN) were playing with The Dangit’s and Chapstik.  The night started off with a Shiner Bock…good Texas beer.  The bar was charging $4.75 for a Shiner, so after one I moved to a Lone Star.  Lone Star was like $4.50 or $4.25.  That’s pretty pricey for Lone Star.  So then I find out Vodka Cranberries are only $4.50.  I would need less of these to relax.  So drink some of these…and then a few more.

Next thing I know I am at the bar getting a shot with one of the bands and really had no clue how much I had already drank.  They swear they told me it was Tequila, but I really had no clue. So I drank Tequila, then I have another shot and I guess that was Rumpleminz…bad move mama.  Who knows what else I was given…

I was alright for awhile then everything hit me at once.  I maintained and acted right, I was told I was pretty darn hilarious that night.  I really don’t remember.  The J-man came looking for me, he peeked in the ladies bathroom to just see my legs and feet poking out of the stall with the door open…in the hugging the commode position.  Now, let me be clear…I made myself get sick.  I am not a dumb girl and did not want to wake up with that crap in my system.

I am amazed that I was able to get up the next morning bright and early to cook breakfast for everyone.  I only suffered from a mild headache.  That is the super power of being a mom!

So ladies…take this as a lesson to not mix it up too much when you are drinking.

brandyandchapstikYea, that’s me in the middle with Chapstik from Michigan…

They rock, just like me!

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Brandy is the wife to a carpenter/musician and the mother of 3 amazingly awesome homeschool/unschooled girls. Brandy is a Photographer as well as a Coach for the Weebellion as part of Rolling Rebellion Jr. Roller Derby. Brandy is passionate about many things and suffers from a very painful and degenerative neurological disease called CRPS/RSD.
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  1. Tori :) says

    June 17, 2009 at 7:43 am

    Poor, poor Brandy… See, I’m too poor to drink. I can only afford Diet DP with free refills. lol So, if you ever need a designated driver or hair-holder-backer or whatev I’m perfect! lol
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  2. Beth says

    June 17, 2009 at 8:22 am

    Sounds like my weekend, but I knew what I was drinking. I didn’t know I was drunk til I got home and went to bed. I ate some chicken when I got home, and well, let’s say BBQ sauce doesn’t go well with Vodka. I’m not sure how I walked out of the bar.

    Love ya!

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