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What The Heck Was I Thinking?

03.21.2009 by Girl on Fire // 3 Comments

I would like to think of myself as a fairly smart girl…don’t get me wrong,  I have my occasional bouts of “no common sense” syndrome.  I seem to have episodes of this more and more frequently as I get older.

My recent ordeal with this was Wednesday.  We had Disney On Ice which was fantastic….it was what we had planned before that where the stupidity crept in………

OK, it’s spring break here.  Two of my friends and I say…oh hey let’s take all of the kids to the zoo! Great fun right?  Yea, maybe if you are smarter than us and actually do a little better thinking.

  • Don’t go to the zoo with a whole  load of kids on 1/2 price day, during Spring Break. It is a not so smart, totally a “non-thinkin’ through” kind of thing to do!
  • Don’t go to the zoo on 1/2 price day, during spring break at one of the most popular zoo’s around….maybe go to the one where the Gorillas occasionally maul a few people…it is surely less crowded there…right?
  • Don’t go to the zoo on 1/2 price day, during spring break at a jam packed zoo the day before you start your period! This is especially true if you are a crazed hormonal freak (like one certain Not So Average Mama) who may choke and injure people.

Please please please…think things through!  Don’t be a dumb-ass like me!

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Brandy is the wife to a carpenter/musician and the mother of 3 amazingly awesome homeschool/unschooled girls. Brandy is a Photographer as well as a Coach for the Weebellion as part of Rolling Rebellion Jr. Roller Derby. Brandy is passionate about many things and suffers from a very painful and degenerative neurological disease called CRPS/RSD.
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Comments

  1. Beth K says

    March 21, 2009 at 6:07 am

    It’s the mama crack. It happens to the best of us. Good on you for not killing one, or getting caught.

    Reply
    • Brandy says

      March 21, 2009 at 1:07 pm

      I knew someone would understand! They should put a bar in the zoo….haha…you know they wouldn’t let me have a lid and a straw for the $4.00 22oz soda I bought….bastards!

      Reply
  2. nikkicrumpet says

    March 23, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    It looks like you still had fun. And I’m cracking up about the mauling gorilla zoo…but then I was already laughing at your hilarious comment on my blog! Thanks for that!

    nikkicrumpet’s last blog post..BIG THANKS ? & A GIVEAWAY!

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