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Roller Derby Means Sweaty Chicks! Secret Clinical Strength Helps!

05.06.2014 by Girl on Fire // 8 Comments

wendmillRoller Derby is a highly intense sport.  Imagine taking football, hockey, soccer and putting it all together on quad skates.  Then imagine a warehouse in the middle of a Texas summer.  Air conditioning?  Um, no.  What you get is a whole bunch of sweaty chicks.  Roller Derby is a huge release, but of course some of us still get stressed because we have fears too.  I wanted to share Secret Clinical Strength with some of my favorite coaches, so I threw a small party at practice last Saturday.
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dar2Saturday is a Crash Test Hunnies practice day.  We all call this CTH.  CTH is the rec team for North Texas Derby Revolution at House of Quad in Denton.  CTH is where you start out if you want to learn Roller Derby, for me..this is my physical therapy.  I will never be on a team, but I can not even tell you how much roller derby has helped me keep going with my RSD.  I don’t do any of the contact drills, but everything else has been amazing.  I have also been added as a trainer for the WeeBellions which is part of our JR.’s team.  Maybe someday I will even conquer being a ref.  I can do anything with the support of these ladies!

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phenolSo, Saturday morning I headed over to Walmart to load up on party stuff!  I arrived early loaded down with goodies.  I chose to get bottled water, sports drinks, fruit, knee high socks and bandannas.

secret1I found a few of my coaches and talked to them about Secret Clinical Strength.

secret2Most of them had never tried it, but one of my trainers only uses Secret Clinical Strength.  She said they better not EVER quit making it.  Secret, you better listen…if not she might come hip check ya!

bootycopyShe swears by it so much that she even helps her friends out…

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Secret Clinical helps protect against the three causes of sweat:

  • Heat
  • Activity
  • Stress Sweat – especially stress sweat!

Ok, so why does stress sweat smell worse?

  • Sweat caused by physical activity and temperature is produced by eccrine sweat glands, and is 99% water and 1% nutrients
  • But stress sweat produced from the apocrine gland increases bacterial, and Water + Nutrients + Bacteria = Odor

Available in three varieties: Clear Gel (No white marks), Invisible Solid (Goes on dry and stays dry) and Smooth Solid (Contains skin smoothing conditioners).

It also comes in 4 scents: Completely Clean, Powder Protection, Ooh-la-la Lavender and Sport Fresh.

Moral of the story…no one likes a smelly chick.  Derby girls need clinical strength!

Moisture activated, and formulated with odor neutralizing ingredients that release a fresh scent, Secret Clinical Strength is proven to give you 4X* the protection against stress sweat. You can feel confident that Secret Clinical Strength, now available in two new forms – Clear Gel and Invisible Solid, will provide stress sweat protection regardless of what the day brings. Visit www.nostresssweat.com for the scoop on stress sweat!

*vs. wetness protection required of an ordinary antiperspirant.

The Secret® product, gift card for party supplies and information have been provided by Secret®.

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Brandy is the wife to a carpenter/musician and the mother of 3 amazingly awesome homeschool/unschooled girls. Brandy is a Photographer as well as a Coach for the Weebellion as part of Rolling Rebellion Jr. Roller Derby. Brandy is passionate about many things and suffers from a very painful and degenerative neurological disease called CRPS/RSD.
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Comments

  1. Professor Sockabiatch says

    May 6, 2014 at 8:27 am

    Dude, I ONLY use Secret Clinical strength. I have really sweaty pits. Love love love it.

    Reply
  2. Baroness Von Booty says

    May 6, 2014 at 10:40 am

    Off the track clinical strength has helped me keep my cool in the office and continues to work when I am on the track. I am Secrets biggest fan!

    Reply
  3. Joan Jetsetter says

    May 8, 2014 at 9:25 am

    I use the Ooh-la-la Lavender! 🙂 It’s the only thing that doesn’t irritate my pits and it matches my perfume.

    Reply
  4. Jaimelle says

    May 8, 2014 at 9:27 am

    Love secret!

    Reply
  5. Bloody Gaga says

    May 8, 2014 at 9:36 am

    There are a few girls who come straight from work or being with the kids all day pick the wrong deodorant and you will smell like “da funk” no one wants to be the smelly girl! THANK YOU SECRET, because my other choice was a man scent and I like lavender!!

    Reply
  6. Candace says

    May 8, 2014 at 9:38 am

    <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
    Always used and loved Clinical strength off the track- I'm so thankful it keeps up with me on the track too!! So glad you thought of getting the word out there- a good Deo is how a derby girl shows she cares! =P
    🙂 Loved this post girl!

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  7. Miracle Smax says

    May 8, 2014 at 6:43 pm

    I tried a whole bunch of deodorants before I tried Secret clinical strength. It’s the only one that actually lasts the whole day. Love it!

    Reply
  8. Nicki Styx says

    May 13, 2014 at 7:24 pm

    I have a busy active life-style. Secret always works great for me at the gym or roller derby practice. It keeps me dry and smelling great.

    Reply

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