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Charter Telemarketing Calls…

11.02.2009 by Girl on Fire // 4 Comments

bitchIf I want to upgrade my services, I’ll let ya know.  Please refrain from having an idiot call my home and ask me if I watch a lot of T.V. and if I am the decision maker in the home.  I don’t watch a lot of T.V., I don’t really have the time with 3 kids and all.. and yea, uh…I’m the mom, so I do make the majority of the decisions.   By the way, did you realize it’s dinner time?

If I say no…I mean no.  Don’t give me some chick on the phone yawning in my ear as she mumbles about $5 a month.  “Well um…well um…well…”  I swear she yawned 5 times during her mumbling.  I also said “no thanks“…in a nice way even, several times.  Why would you want me to upgrade when you can see I am past due on my account as it is.  Durrrrrr…….

How can that be taken seriously?  All I could do was laugh at her because she sounded like a flippin’ moron.  Don’t y’all have some sort of script they can read or something?  Did you scrape the bottom of the barrel when you hired this chick?

“Hello?  Are you still there?”  Yea, I’m here laughing at your stupid ass…can’t you hear me?

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Brandy is the wife to a carpenter/musician and the mother of 3 amazingly awesome homeschool/unschooled girls. Brandy is a Photographer as well as a Coach for the Weebellion as part of Rolling Rebellion Jr. Roller Derby. Brandy is passionate about many things and suffers from a very painful and degenerative neurological disease called CRPS/RSD.
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  1. Donna says

    November 2, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    Are you not on the no call list? if not you need to do that ASAP since it takes awhile to work. In the meantime, when these idiots do call, turn the table on them and start selling yourself, whatever comes to mind. Do not stop talking, do not let them get a word in, they will hang up!

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  2. Kim says

    November 2, 2009 at 5:57 pm

    Come on, you can’t possibly know your own mind!! The companies know better than you do. I always let them tell me when I need more stuff! Ok, enough crap…hehehe. They suck!
    .-= Kim´s last blog ..A Music Monday Ride…Like Six Flags, but Different =-.

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  3. Kasandria says

    November 2, 2009 at 11:24 pm

    Me and telemarketers just don’t mix. I told one he’d have to hang on till I was done giving my husband a *ahem* and another to hang because we were sacrificing chickens in the back yard.
    Kas
    .-= Kasandria´s last blog ..***Mom Moment Monday*** Blog Karma + Linky =-.

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  4. kettle says

    November 6, 2009 at 8:41 pm

    Um, isn’t your blog right below this one about a tv show you are watching?

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