Last night some friends and I were hanging out. The men folk were hanging out as well and the kids were all playing. We were out in Oklahoma, er…I mean Gainesville, Texas. Way out there. Way. Firewood was chopped, food was grilled. Kids playing on giant tire swings and jumping on trampolines. It was a lot of fun. bobbyjannas 031

Anyhow, we’re all just hanging out having fun and the guys decided they wanted to have a bit more fun . Fun that involved all of the women and children being forced into the house for our safety. We were on lock down. If you’ve never been on lock down, I’ll just tell ya, it makes you go a little stir crazy. Men, beer, a bonfire and things to burn apparently equals great fun. I’ll admit it was entertaining…for the first 10 min. 3 hours later and I’m thinking “what the hell…seriously?”

We venture out into the danger zone, under cover of the garage. 3 men and 1 teenager having the time of their lives. Hootin’, hollerin’, rolling around, laughing so hard that I hear them bellow…“it hurts, oh god it hurts!”. So we’re standing there staring in disbelief as our grown men are acting like little boys. My friends daughter said, “Why are they hanging out with that teenager (one of the sons)?” It was right then that it hit me. I answered her, giving her a life lesson on men. “Men do not grow anymore in maturity past the age of 13. After that they all continue on at the same level.”

Think about it. Men grow up and still think it is hilarious to fart on or near someone. They tell corny jokes that make absolutely no sense, but they all laugh. They like to fight and wrestle. When was the last time you seen women pull out some Barbies to play? Give a guy a remote control Rock Crawler and it’s on! Fart Tag anyone? They always talk about their balls. You don’t see the girls talking about how low our boobs have been hanging lately.

So there you have it. All men are 13 year olds.

We love y’all though!

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Disney On Ice is on it’s way! I am so excited. The kids have ants in their pants due to the waiting. My little ones have not been to a Disney On Ice show, only my oldest has.

Disney On Ice presents Mickey & Minnie’s Magical Journey

Make imagination your destination! Join Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse on a journey into the magical worlds of Disney’s The Little Mermaid, The Lion King, Peter Pan and Lilo & Stitch. Discover Ariel and Sebastian’s enchanting undersea kingdom; visit the Pride Lands with Simba and Nala; soar through starry skies with Peter Pan and his sassy fairy friend Tinker Bell; and say “aloha” to fun with Lilo and Stitch. You’ll be captivated by the music, beauty and laughter in a journey so magical, you’ll never want to go home.

Dallas Show dates and times at The American Airlines Center

Wednesday March 18, 2009 7:30 PM
Thursday March 19, 2009 7:30 PM
Friday March 20, 2009 10:30 AM and 7:30 PM TX
Saturday March 21, 2009 11:30 AM and 3:30 PM
Saturday March 21, 2009 7:30 PM **Spanish Language Performance**
Sunday March 22, 2009 1:30 PM and 5:30 PM

You can purchase a great 4-pack of tickets for only $44 by logging onto www.ticketmaster.com and entering coupon code MOM

So….about this giveaway?

Mom Central and I are giving away a 4 pack of tickets to Disney On Ice, Mickey & Minnie’s Magical Journey in Dallas, Texas for opening night (March 18th) at 7:30pm. This is a local giveaway since it is for The American Airlines Center here in Dallas.

How to enter (you can do all of these for more entries, or just one…your choice.)

Blog about this giveaway and about the coupon code MOM for the 4-pack of tickets for $44. Post a comment here with the link to your blog post.
Follow me on Twitter and Tweet this: @stitchblade Disney On Ice Deal
Visit MomCentral.com and tell me something interesting you found.
Subscribe to my blog and then comment here letting me know.
Tell me who your favorite Disney Character is and why?

Again, this is for the Opening night show in Dallas, Texas!

I can’t wait..how exciting! Thank you to Mom Central for helping me host this giveaway! Told ya they were rad!

Contest will be closed for entries on Tuesday March 10, 2009, I will post the winner on Wed March 11, 2009. The winner will be able to pick up tickets the night of the show at the will call window at the American Airlines Center. You will need your picture ID to claim your tickets.

What are you waiting for…enter already!

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