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HA!  I just finished watching the premiere of ABC’s new show called Suburgatory! I had a super secret code to view it online before it’s actual debut.  It actually premiers tomorrow (Wednesday, Sept 28th) at 8:30|7:30c on ABC.

Guess what?? I have a super secret code for you as well! Shhhh…don’t tell anyone! For a limited-time you can watch an advanced screening of ABC’s newest comedy, Suburgatory then tune in to the premiere, Wednesday, 8:30|7:30c on ABC.

To view:

When single dad George moves 16-year-old daughter Tessa out of their NYC apartment to a house in the suburbs, it’s because he wants a better place for her to spend her teen years. But all Tessa sees is the horror of over-manicured lawns and plastic Franken-moms, on “Suburgatory,”

The main character (Tessa Altman played by Jane Levy) is cute as can be!  The interactions between her and her father (George Altman played by Jeremy Sisto) are hilarious!  Totally reminds me of my house!  Witty remarks are fantastic and they sure do have some!  I was cracking up!

Now, I’m not sure if I’ll be letting Morgan watch it.  I’m for sure going to be tuning in, but I want to see another episode before I decide if it is appropriate for my oldest daughter.

Tessa (Jane Levy) and George (Jeremy Sisto) have been on their own ever since Tessa’s Mom pulled a Kramer vs. Kramer before Tessa was potty trained. So far, George has done a pretty good job of raising Tessa without a maternal figure in their lives, but suddenly he’s feeling a little out of his league. So it’s goodbye New York City and hello suburbs. At first Tessa is horrified by the big-haired, fake-boobed mothers and their sugar-free Red Bull-chugging kids, but little by little, she and her dad begin finding a way to survive on the clean streets of the ‘burbs. Sure, the neighbors might smother you with love while their kids stare daggers at your back, but underneath all that plastic and caffeine they’re really not half bad.

Emily Kapnek (Hung) writes and executive produces this bitingly ironic single-camera comedy that combines Juno’s heightened reality with Father Knows Best’s heart. Tessa and her Dad may be out of their element, but at least they’ve got each other. When you descend into Suburgatory, it’s good to have backup.

You Know You’re From Suburgatory When…
1) Your dog’s haircut is more expensive than yours.
2) The drinking fountains offer sparkling or still.
3) The school cafeteria serves tuna tartar.
4) The majority of medical procedures are elective.
5) “Brunette” is a dirty word.
6) The top three industries are tanning, spandex and peroxide

The Giveaway!

One Not So Average Mama reader will win a $50 Visa Gift Card to go shopping at the mall! I suggest you not blast Gangster music on the way there or purchase shorts that will show off yer vah-jay-jay.  If you watch the first episode you will know what I’m talking about…

This Giveaway will end on October 18th, 2011




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the-middle_lI’ve been watching a new show called The Middle on ABC.com.  The daughter, named Sue, is a mess.  The girl just isn’t very good at things.  She decides to try out for pretty much everything that comes along and fails miserably at all of it.

In one episode Sue decides to try out for Choir and much to her parents surprise, she actually scored a spot in the production.  Her parents are thrilled and all show up to support her.  They quickly learn that Sue was only a stage hand.  Sue is so excited to be up there that she forgets to do her part and the whole production literally falls apart.  She, along with her family is horribly embarrassed.

This got me thinking, what have my kids done that has embarrassed me? I really can’t think of too much that has happened.  I do remember one thing with Lauren.  She had this super long skirt that she was just in love with.  Thing is, she is super skinny and it was a bit big in the waist.  She insisted on wearing it to the store and you know…you choose your battles and this one just was not worth fighting.

So we’re walking along and she is pushing the shopping cart when I hear all this laughter.  I turn to see that the poor childs skirt was down around her ankles and the whole aisle was full of people…laughing.  I get her skirt pulled up and we move on to the next aisle.  Again, laughter…like hysterical laughter.  I glance over at Lauren expecting to see that the same thing has happened.

Well, little Miss Lauren got such a kick out of all the laughs she had received and decided to step it up a bit.  I turn to see my angel of a child with the skirt around her ankles again.  Only this time she did it to herself and also had pulled down her under britches too! So here is Lauren, prancing through the frozen food aisle, pushing the cart and shaking her naked little hiney for all to see.

Dear God,  why me?

What have your angels done to embarrass you?

I have been hired by Warner Bros to help raise awareness for The Middle.

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