bitchIf I want to upgrade my services, I’ll let ya know.  Please refrain from having an idiot call my home and ask me if I watch a lot of T.V. and if I am the decision maker in the home.  I don’t watch a lot of T.V., I don’t really have the time with 3 kids and all.. and yea, uh…I’m the mom, so I do make the majority of the decisions.   By the way, did you realize it’s dinner time?

If I say no…I mean no.  Don’t give me some chick on the phone yawning in my ear as she mumbles about $5 a month.  “Well um…well um…well…“  I swear she yawned 5 times during her mumbling.  I also said “no thanks“…in a nice way even, several times.  Why would you want me to upgrade when you can see I am past due on my account as it is.  Durrrrrr…….

How can that be taken seriously?  All I could do was laugh at her because she sounded like a flippin’ moron.  Don’t y’all have some sort of script they can read or something?  Did you scrape the bottom of the barrel when you hired this chick?

Hello?  Are you still there?”  Yea, I’m here laughing at your stupid ass…can’t you hear me?

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